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<div id="leadbox" class="scrolly-box flex-col">
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<h1>make america <span class="panicyellow">PANIC</span> again.</h1>
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<img src="[^baseurl]/res/logo-darkenwheelen.png" width="128px"/>
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<img id="godown" src="[^baseurl]/res/godown.svg" />
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<div class="flex-row">
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<img src="[^baseurl]/res/trump.jpg" class="trump-panican-tweet"/>
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<h2>The Panican Party</h2>
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<ul>
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<li>Welcome to our new party.</li>
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<li>Based on weak and stupid people.</li>
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<li>We are not strong. We are not courageous.</li>
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<li class="panicyellow">We are panicking.</li>
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</ul>
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<div class="flex-col">
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<h2>Merchandise</h2>
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<p>
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<i>Coming soon... we'll be selling hats and t-shirts prolly</i>
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</p>
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<h2>FAQ</h2>
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<h3>Are you serious?</h3>
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We are not an actual political party, nor are we actually panicking. We <i>are</i> actually selling panican merchandise.
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<h3>Who are you affiliated with?</h3>
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Nobody! We're a privately owned and operated internet store mocking a tweet Donald Trump made in early 2025.
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<h3>Are you some kind of money-making scheme?</h3>
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Nope. All of the money from the store stuff (less operating costs) is donated to <a href="https://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/">Doctors Without Borders</a>, an organization that, unlike the
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political parties, is actually doing some good. We haven't made a cent off this and never will.
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</p>
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<h3>What whackos made this crap?</h3>
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We're just a couple guys who wanted to make funny hats and donate some money to a real charity. We're remaining anonymous for now.
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<h3>Why not just donate to Doctors Without Borders?</h3>
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Buying some of our goofy merch keeps this site online and, of course, means you have goofy merch. You should absolutely donate to DWB directly if you don't
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really want the goofy merch.
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<h3>Why not just buy Democrat merch?</h3>
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Because their hats are really dumb, and they'll spend their profit on private jets rather than saving lives. We're trying to make anti-Trump anti-MAGA
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merchandise that also benefits a real cause.
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</p>
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