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HTML
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100 lines
4.1 KiB
HTML
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html>
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<head>
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<title>The Panican Party</title>
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="http://localhost:8080/main.css" />
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
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<link rel="icon" href="http://localhost:8080/res/logo-darkenwheelen.png" />
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</head>
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<body>
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<div id="leadbox" class="scrolly-box flex-col">
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<h1>make america <span class="panicyellow">PANIC</span> again.</h1>
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<img src="http://localhost:8080/res/logo-darkenwheelen.png" width="128px"/>
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<img id="godown" src="http://localhost:8080/res/godown.svg" />
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</div>
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<div class="flex-row">
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<img src="http://localhost:8080/res/trump.jpg" class="trump-panican-tweet"/>
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<div>
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<h2>The Panican Party</h2>
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<ul>
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<li>Welcome to our new party.</li>
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<li>Based on weak and stupid people.</li>
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<li>We are not strong. We are not courageous.</li>
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<li class="panicyellow">We are panicking.</li>
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</ul>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="flex-col">
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<h2>Merchandise</h2>
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<div class="product-grid">
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<a class="product" href="https://shop.printyourcause.com/campaigns/the-panican-party-store/products/port-authority-adjustable-mesh-back-cap">
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<img src="http://localhost:8080/res/panican-hat-one.jpg" /><br>
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<b>Make America Panic Again Black Hat</b><br>
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<span>$30</span>
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</a>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="flex-col">
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<h2>FAQ</h2>
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<div class="four-grid">
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<div>
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<h3>Are you serious?</h3>
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<p>
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We are not an actual political party, nor are we actually panicking. We <i>are</i> actually selling panican merchandise.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div>
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<h3>Who are you affiliated with?</h3>
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<p>
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Nobody! We're a privately owned and operated internet store mocking a tweet Donald Trump made in early 2025.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div>
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<h3>Are you some kind of money-making scheme?</h3>
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<p>
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Nope. All of the money from the store stuff (less operating costs) is donated to <a href="https://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/">Doctors Without Borders</a>, an organization that, unlike the
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political parties, is actually doing some good. We haven't made a cent off this and never will.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div>
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<h3>What whackos made this crap?</h3>
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<p>
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We're just a couple guys who wanted to make funny hats and donate some money to a real charity. We're remaining anonymous for now.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div>
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<h3>Why not just donate to Doctors Without Borders?</h3>
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<p>
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Buying some of our goofy merch keeps this site online and, of course, means you have goofy merch. You should absolutely donate to DWB directly if you don't
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really want the goofy merch.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div>
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<h3>Why not just buy Democrat merch?</h3>
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<p>
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Because their hats are really dumb, and they'll spend their profit on private jets rather than saving lives. We're trying to make anti-Trump anti-MAGA
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merchandise that also benefits a real cause.
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</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div id="foot">
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<div>
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<span>The Panican Party is satire and is not a real political organization.</span><br>
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<a href="https://discord.gg/ZwcU9xHaD5">Discord</a><br>
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<a href="https://www.instagram.com/thepanicanparty?igsh=eHhpdHl5dWk1d2Rp">Instagram</a>
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</div>
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</div>
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<script src="http://localhost:8080/scrolly.js"></script>
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</body>
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</html> |