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# make america PANIC again.

## The Panican Party

- Welcome to our new party.
- Based on weak and stupid people.
- We are not strong. We are not courageous.
- We are panicking.

## Merchandise

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## FAQ

### Are you serious?

We are not an actual political party, nor are we actually panicking. We are actually selling panican merchandise.

### Who are you affiliated with?

Nobody! We're a privately owned and operated internet store mocking a tweet Donald Trump made in early 2025.

### Are you some kind of money-making scheme?

Nope. All of the money from the store stuff (less operating costs) is donated to Doctors Without Borders, an organization that, unlike the political parties, is actually doing some good. We haven't made a cent off this and never will.

### What whackos made this crap?

We're just a couple guys who wanted to make funny hats and donate some money to a real charity. We're remaining anonymous for now.

### Why not just donate to Doctors Without Borders?

Buying some of our goofy merch keeps this site online and, of course, means you have goofy merch. You should absolutely donate to DWB directly if you don't really want the goofy merch.

### Why not just buy Democrat merch?

Because their hats are really dumb, and they'll spend their profit on private jets rather than saving lives. We're trying to make anti-Trump anti-MAGA merchandise that also benefits a real cause.

The Panican Party is satire and is not a real political organization.
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